I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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