I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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