you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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