Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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