the new term for farting is butt boxing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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