Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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