Sponge bath it is.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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