That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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