why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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