Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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