He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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