He asked me if I "almost moaned"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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