I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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