C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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