didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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