I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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