lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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