WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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