Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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