I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
