garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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