I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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