I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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