i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I bet he comes in French.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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