5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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