Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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