So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Success! We fucked roommates!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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