The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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