i may or may not be watching the land before time
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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