porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just had sex bonerless
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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