So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Floor bacon is actually really good
Please don't give away my fajitas
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