I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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