We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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