woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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