i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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