what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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