What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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