Just fell off a train. Bad.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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