How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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