Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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