a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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