I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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