Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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