So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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