there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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