There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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