I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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