Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She bit a glass in half.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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