Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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