if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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